Tuesday, May 29, 2007

bookish

Well, after all the activities of the last few weeks, it was nice to slow down the pace a bit and chill out for the weekend. Jeremy and I did a lot of reading, walking and eating, not necessarily in that order. I thought I would catch ya´ll up on the books I´ve read lately:

Honeymoon, by James Patterson and some guy who actually wrote the book.
This book is sort of like McDonald´s french fries: not very nutritious, very mass-produced, formulaic, predictable. This book was passed on to me, from my future sis-in-law who I think got it from someone else. I don´t go to McDonalds to buy fries, but when they are offered to me free I can´t resist. Same thing with this book. I couldn´t say no (especially since I don´t have a t.v. or access to a good radio station to distract the mind from the drudgery of the day). Finally, like french fries that you can´t stop eating even though you know you should…I couldn´t stop reading the book because it was just too easy. It was truly fast food for the mind.

Into the Wilderness by Sara Donati
Okay, so if Honeymoon was like McDonald´s French fries, then this book is like a Big Mac…with extra processed American cheeeeeese. This one was given to me by another Peace Corps volunteer (so I couldn´t say no!) and I thought maybe she recommended it. But I had a top-ten lifetime hangover (it was the day after the big party for our swearing in) when she gave it to me, so maybe I misunderstood her that day. I hope so, because this book was pretty darn cheesy. I thought it was going to be a fun historical fiction adventure story of roughing it in the wilderness of NY in the 1700´s….and I guess it sort of was that…but it was really a romance novel. The story is set in the village of Paradise (I´m not making this up) and well, I won´t go any further because it is just embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as the fact that I read all 800-plus pages (did I mention already that I don´t have a t.v.?). Enough said. My Peace Corps friend also gave me the sequel to it…velveeta title and all—which I am going to pass on down the road. Ah, to be in Paradise.

The Risk Pool by Richard Russo
True to Russo form, this story, straight out of smalltown U.S.A., has incredible character development… of incredibly flawed characters. The banter, bravado and rumor mill at the local bars in the book were not unlike conversations I overheard during my many years of bartending at the great neighborhood pub of Dick´s Den. One part truth, two parts exaggeration, add a ganish and you´ve got yourself a great tale…and a decent cocktail, too.

(Special thanks to Bryan who turned me on to Russo´s books, and just so happened to include this one in a carepack. ¡Gracias!)

What I´m reading now: The Omnivore´s Dilemma by Michael Pollen. I figure it would be appropriate to read after my meat eating binge in Tiwino. Jer just finished reading it, so we look forward to discussing it together (see, I am determined to start my Oriente book club! He even read Savages, too) with our friend Rick who raved about it and sent it to us.

I´m hoping to get all my official book reviews linked up with a website that I confess a new addiction to: shelfari.com (and a couple of you got sucked into it, too! You know who you are!). I welcome any and all blog readers to subscribe and become my ´friend´so we can continue to share book notes.

Public thanks go out to Melinda and Rick who just sent me two more books--including Ishmael which is-was- on my wish list. Gracias!!!

Oh, for those of you who have read Savages, here´s an update on some real-life characters from the book: I saw Nanto today on a shiney new blue motorcycle tooling around town. Enqueri stopped by to get Fabio´s email because he wants to write him. Not sure what all else he´s up to. He seems to wander around town a lot. And Moi and my counterpart are back from the States. They´re in Quito now, but will be coming to town tomorrow I guess. Well, that´s all for now. Ciao.

Friday, May 25, 2007

The Jungle Book

I´m putting the following story in small point type because I realized how long it was (Warning: it literally is a book about some of my adventures in the "jungle."

We just passed our one month anniversary in Puyo. Woohooo! So, I am back from the Waorani village of Tiwino. It was a fascinating experience for sure. A lot to process…more on that later.

So last Wednesday night, our German friend Catherina and I went to an Ecuadorian aerobics class at the “Long Life” gym here in Puyo. I had seen the sign on my walk into town and had wanted to check it out, but it always seemed closed. It turns out that it is only open from 4-9 pm in the evenings. The gym has a lot of equipment crammed into a fairly small space, plus an aerobics room. It reminded me a little of a high school weight room…a little weathered, but otherwise functional. It is a pay-as-you go system---75 cents for each visit whether you do aerobics, use the weights or cardio machines or all of the above. We of course arrive early--a few minutes before 7--- and are told the class will start “ya mismo” –which translates to essentially: right now, or very soon…but in Ecuador that can mean anywhere from a minute to 2 days. There are lots of “Ya mismo” jokes among us gringos. Well, around 7:10, the instructor shows up and starts the class. At first it was us two and two other Ecuadorian women. Then other women started trickling in over the next 15 minutes (ya mismo) and soon there were 8 or so of us in the small room doing step aerobics with a short, cheerful male instructor. It was not as rigorous as other classes I´ve taken (most notably that taught by my sis-in-law Kelly!) but I worked up a pretty good sweat nonetheless and my face was as red as my Denison shirt. I had been feeling pretty slothlike lately, so I was pretty psyched to find a half way decent gym to at least work off some of the many calories I´m consuming by eating the 50 pounds of chocolate (ironically enough) sent to my from my trainer and YMCA friends---to whom I am most indebted for their generosity (although Jer ate the last Take 5 candy bar and I´m pretty bummed. They have come close to surpassing Reeces Cups in becoming my favorite candy bar).

Okay, so I have lots of stories from my trip to Tiwino and am not sure where to begin. First, let me back up a bit to the meeting I attended earlier in the week where the trip was planned. It was a meeting whose objectives simply were: 1) decide who was going…and 2) determine what time we would leave. It involved no less than a dozen people...and lasted almost 2 hours. We had a list of the 40 people that would fit on the bus…and we would leave at 3 a.m… on Thursday (no, not a typo, 3 a.m.) cuz that seemed like a good time to leave, I guess.

Another part of the pre-trip planning fun was trying to find a tent in Puyo. Several Waorani women assisted me in the search. By about the 6th store, I start really regretting not bringing our good tent from the states (but of course that would have meant that I would have left several things behind…and well, packing was tough as it was!) We finally found one for $40 (the only other one I found was $72: WAY over the budget). The hardware store clerk told me it was a 2 person tent, but it seemed really big and heavy to me. Nonetheless, I bought it, as I was short on time. I take it back to the office and all the women want to see it, so they take it out of the bag and come to find out, it is a family size tent with 2 DOORS (not a small tent for 2 PEOPLE). It is big and ugly and heavy…but hey, what´s a gringa to do. At least I have a tent.

So Wednesday after work, I stopped at our corner cabinas (phone booths) and make a quick call to Dick´s Den to check in on my hour peeps. My friend Noel, who is “long-term subbing” for me during my Wednesday happy hour shift passed the phone around and I got to talk to a bunch of my ole bar pals (who I do dearly miss!). Meanwhile I get another call from my PC boss who briefed me on the latest plans for the ambassador´s visit. Then Jer comes back from his workshop in Baños 7 minutes before I take off for my first Ecuadorian aerobics class. After class I scarfed down some dinner, finished packing, then took a “nap.” At 2:00 my cell phone alarm woke me up, I threw my sleeping bags in a garbage bag because of course it was raining…then called a cab. I was sure as hell not going to haul all my stuff in the middle of the night, in the rain no less, all the way to the Waorani office. Thankfully, the cab pulled up at the perfect time and hauled me and all my gear to the Waorani Nation (NAWE) office. At 2:30, I joined a couple dozen other Waorani huddled in the dark outside the NAWE office to wait for the bus. At around 3, the bus showed up, we all piled in and actually took off relatively on time: 3:08 by my new (and very ugly) $1 watch (I totally crunched my other watch while moving furniture in the artesanía store the day before). Despite all the hours of planning, we still had more people than seats, even with piling all the little kids on the laps of the adults…and on the floor, and in the aisle. I was grateful I brought the ipod to block out the incessant cackling (something was funny…not sure what) on the bus during the first hour. It also came in handy when the bus driver decided to put on THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE: Littleman. It is absolutely aweful…add in Spanish dubbing over a pirated, thus grainy, DVD to all the other factors and it was a migraine waiting to happen. I did manage to cop a few zzzzz´s. The ride was slow and bumpy and filled with stories about how one stretch of the route towards Coca was pretty sketchy. I was worried that there might be mutiny when the busdriver wanted to stop for breakfast, but the Waorani wanted to keep pressing on toward Coca. The Waorani won. We reached Coca around 10:30 in the morning or so and had our official breakfast spot. We were supposed to have breakfast at the Auka hotel (Auka is the Kichwa word for the Waorani, which also means savage. Interestingly, one of the pro soccer teams in Quito is called the Aukas) but that fell through somehow, so everyone was on their own. Since it was more or less past Ecuadorian breakfast time we were served lunch, which included rice, beans, plantain and some sort of meat. Beef, I think. This meal started my four day carnivorous eating binge, for which I think I am paying for now (I figure it takes my intestinal track a little while longer to process this foreign material). From Coca we pressed on to Tiwino for the final four hours. Now, mind you, this trip from Puyo to Tiwino is not very far as the crow flies…BUT there are no roads directly there. Both Puyo and Tiwino are in the same Province, but we had to go through 2 others before circling back into Pastaza Province. Imagine being in Cincinnati and wanting to go to Cleveland, but I-71 doesn´t exist ---or any other paved surface for that matter--- and the only way to get there is to west towards Indy, angle up towards Ft. Wayne, cross over into Michigan, amble back south towards Bowling Green, further south towards Marion, then head back north towards Oberlin (all on crappy, rocky, pot-hole laden roads) before getting to Cleveland a mere 12 (yes TWELVE) hours later. Your butt hurt yet? Well, at least the views were interesting. Rather than seeing fields of corn and beans, more corn and beans, and places where there used to be corn and beans but now feature sprawling strip malls, cookie cutter McMansion subdivisions and the same crappy fast food restaurants at every intersection, which would typify the Midwestern version of this journey… imagine mountains of cloud forests, sweeping valley vistas, steep waterfalls, and long stretches of the road with no sign of civilization in sight. Well, that was part of the view anyway. The last part of the trip was less scenic. The impact of the oil industry was everywhere. As our big bus lurched along the Via Auca, a half dozen or more oil pipelines snaked alongside the road, following every curve of the landscape.

When the oil companies blazed the road and built the pipeline it opened up the door for a mass and largely uncontrollable invasion of people: the “colonos”—essentially colonists, but really squatters—came to set up camp along the road and to try to tame the rainforest and raise cattle and few crops that could be supported by the poor soils. Where once there was lush tropical rainforest—among the most biodiverse on the planet---is now a sad swath of cattle pastures, humble clapboard houses on stilts, and pipelines and other oil extraction infrastructure. I was surprised by the amount of traffic on this dead-end highway. There were lots of big rigs operated by the oil companies and road crews (although I saw more destruction than construction of the roads).

We got off the bus in Tiwino and were greeted by lots of kids…and intense sun. We unloaded our stuff, all of which was coated with a fine film of dust from the trip, and Noemi and I started walked to the house of a community member she knew in order to set up our tents. As we walked with all our gear, I looked around, and admit that the Waorani village wasn´t exactly as I had envisioned it. I expected more forest cover and more traditional houses. I did not expect to see a really wide road transecting the community…or the oil installations to be set up immediately adjacent to homes and the soccer field…or semis hauling oil and who knows what else up and down the road at all hours of the day and night. I had hoped to see more wildlife. I thought I might be able to get to see some of the oil operations, but in my mind I envisioned them set apart from the community…at least some sort of forest buffer separating the community from the industry. But, in fact, the people and the petroleum are very intertwined…both figuratively and physically. For example, I physically had to step over three different pipelines in order to get to the steps leading into the house. It was a humble elevated wood home that was relatively newly built. It had a modern stove and what looked like a big freezer (but I actually never went to look closely at it, as I tried to stay in the main front room area)…but no bathroom or sink or any running water at all. My shirt was completely soaked with sweat by the time we finished putting up the tents inside the front room. It was quite comical, as my tent was huge and took up almost half the room. There was little in the room that we had to move out of the way: some rubber boots, a wooden bench, a machete…and a plastic bag with a dead monkey in it. All I saw was its little black hand sticking out and backed away, repulsed. Noemi laughed at my reaction and then tossed the bag into the kitchen… Welcome to the “jungle.”

Once we had set up our indoor “camp,” we went to the main party area which consisted of a new concrete volleyball court surrounded by a few bleachers covered with a big roof. At one end of the court there was a stage that the Waorani were busy decorating with flowers and balloons. We helped blow up some balloons and then sat and just people watched for a while. There was a group of four non-Waorani who looked gringo-esque, as they had on the uniform: hiking pants and boots and sported cameras. I could tell they weren´t American. Ecuadorian maybe. Or Brazilian. I immediately pegged them as petroleros. One of the men came up and started to strike up a conversation. He was middle aged, sort of round, and…yes, a petrolero (oil man). It turns out, his daughter is going to be an exchange student at a school near Dayton this fall. Small world. He asked me if I had graduated from High School. Granted, I look younger than I am…and I really enjoy being mistaken for being 26…but high school?!?!? Come on!!! He was friendly enough…until I told him that I was in a Habitat Conservation volunter and worked for an environmental organization for almost 10 years…and then his tone changed a bit. His back straightened. And he immediately asked what I was specifically doing with the Waorani. I told him that I am mostly helping them with their artisania, which is true, and he seemed to relax a little bit…but the conversation ended abruptly after that. His parting words to me---non-Wao to non-Wao was, “Ojala que no tomen.” (I hope to god they—meaning them, the Waorani, don´t drink). “Vamos a ver,” I reply. We´ll see. He walked away and immediately huddled with the other petroleros to undoubtedly share his newly acquired intelligence on the random gringita in the group.

As we sat on the benches watching the non-stop Equi-volley games, I watched as two women made their way through the crowd with a big bucket of chicha and two stainless steel bowls. They used one bowl to scoop up the thin, milky brew flecked with small strands of the fibrous yuca (manioc), and the other bowl to serve the chicha. The bowl is ceremoniously sipped---or in some cases chugged—and then the bowl is passed back to the woman, who refills it and passes it to the next person. I admit I was filled with a little anxiety that I would do something against protocol, but mostly for the fear that I would have a gag reflex, somehow manage to choke on it, or worse: vomit. My hands were sweaty. I crossed and uncrossed my legs. I tried to concentrate on the Equa-volley game or anything to distract from the fact that I was nervous about having my first chicha. You see, chicha is a very important part of Waorani culture—indeed the culture of many indigenous groups in Ecuador—and is very ceremoniously prepared (I´ll get to that) and served at community events, festivals and other important happenings. And it is considered extremely rude to refuse to drink it. In our Peace Corps training, this fact was explained to us on more than one occasion and anecdotes were offered about previous volunteers who refused to drink chicha were never accepted by their community and eventually had to find another site. Basically, it is bad form to refuse to drink it. That being said, the Peace Corps nurses are saying that it may not be the safest thing to ingest either, because of the bacteria and amoebas that might be mixed in (again, I´ll explain what the ingredients are in a minute). Chicha is a staple of the diets of hunters and many others who subsist largely off the fruits and plants of the jungle. On long hunting trips it may be the only thing that people consume. I´ve been told and read (although I admit I´m a little skeptical) that it is very nutritious and provides a lot of energy for long treks and hunting forays. So what is it, you ask? It is yuca (manioc---a tuber plant related to the potato, but more fibrous and starchy and tasty when fried) that has been masticated by women (and only women) and left to ferment for a few days. Add some water (which likely came from the muddy river) and waaalaaaah, you have chicha, drink of the Andean gods. I´ve heard that there are many different “flavors” as it can really vary depending on the women who make it... Okay, now do you have a visual? So, as I continue to wiggle uncomfortably in my seat, I watch as the women approach with the bucket of chicha. Without staring, I try to take note of the various protocols involved. How the bowl is held when you drink. How you hand it back. Whether you say anything. Waaponi. Okay, I´m ready. I can do this. I´m integrating into the community...this is important to my work with the Waorani. I´ve got pepto in the tent if I need it. Okay. I´ve prepared myself mentally. I´m ready... here she comes....and there she goes. The women skip me. Yep, they went right past me to the next person. After all the anxiety, I thought I would feel relief for being spared. But instead, I felt somewhat hurt. And nervous. And deflated. My imagination immediately goes into hyperdrive. Does this mean I´m not accepted into the community? Did I do something wrong? Did I not smile? Or maybe I smiled and I wasn´t supposed to. Shoot. Was it obvious I was nervous about drinking chicha? Did other people notice they skipped me? Was skipping me accidental or was it intentional? Does this mean they don´t want me here? What should I do? Did they offer it to Noemi? If not, maybe it is a Waorani-only thing. Shoot. She´s not around. I´m too embarrassed to ask anyone else. I guess I´ll just sit here and try to act normal. Whatever that means here...

I continued sitting in the bleachers and then watched a bunch of Waorani unloading a massive speaker system and half a truck-load of case after case of peach wine...boxed peach wine, of course. Woohoo. We have a party now! And, yes, mr. petrolero, there will be some drinking going on.

The speaker system gets set up, and suddenly the Waorani men were empowered to use it to make random announcements and speeches (at a decibel level much too high for what was needed, of course) almost 24/7 for the next four days straight. One of the first announcements was that dinner was served and that NAWE and AMWAE should go first. The meals would be served in the dark, dank oneroom schoolhouse in shifts, as there were more people than tables, bowls, chairs, etc. I looked around for anyone I recognized. I didn´t see of the women from the association, so I kind of hung back waiting for a friendly face to go to dinner with. I didn´t want to be that girl and barge to the front of the line to grab the grub. I waited for quite a few minutes and didn´t see any familiar faces at all. Then one of the Waorani men who was on our bus from Puyo waved me on to the cafeteria area to eat. He pushed me inside and waved me to a table where bowls of steamy soup were placed. I saw no one I recognized, and upon sitting down I realized that I was at a table with only men, and I immediately started to sweat (more than was already possible given the heat, the stuffy room and the steamy soup) that I was again breaking some unspoken protocol of some sort. They were all drinking directly from the bowls. I saw a couple of people with spoons, and I looked around hoping to find one. I must have had the universal, “I need a spoon but I don´t know where to find one” look on my face, because someone recognized it, translated it and brought me a spoon. I then turned my focus on the soup in front of me. It was sort of gray-ish and brothy and had a big chunk of dark meat in it that was sticking out. I dipped the spoon in and skimmed the broth and slurped a little bit of it. I thought the taste was kind of beefy-flavored, not horrible, but not certainly not tasty. I took a deep breath and took another spoonful. Two down. Then three. I look around the table and watch as these guys are totally mowing down the meat from their bowls. It clearly was NOT beef. Cows do not have bones that small and delicate...nor do they...oh shit...that looks like a monkey part. Oh gawd. I don´t know if I can do this. I ate some beef at breakfast somehow, but I don´t think I can jump right into carne de monte. I slurp one other spoonful and suddenly I notice how unnaturally thick the fat globules are in the soup and my stomach starts to turn. I stir the mystery meat in my soup, lifting it above the surface of the broth and find it totally unrecognizable. I´m convinced it is monkey. I lower it back into the soup and look around. I see that most of the men at the table have left. There are empty seats with full bowls to my right. Mine was ¾ full and I hoped it would blend in with the others. While no one is looking, I get up and place my spoon next to the empty bowl to my left and push my bowl next to the fuller ones and make a b-line for the door.

I hear the Texas drawl of our Peace Corps training director echo in my ear, “Ya´ll gotta get out of your comfort zone to be successful down here.” I´m definitely out of my comfort zone. Mission accomplished there. But why do I feel like a failure?...

I eventually find Noemi and she suggests we go to the chosa. Okay, I say, I would love to take a walk. We walk slowly along the gravel road back toward the way the bus came from. It is the Ecuadorian walk...about 10 speeds too slow for me and my long legs. We keep having to move over to the side to make way for speeding semi´s and other big trucks on their way to the oil installations. The chosa turns out to be a cute cabana-like restaurant-bar with a traditional thatched roof over-looking over the river. I was really excited to maybe get a cocktail or beer and some papas fritas...but they didn´t have anything but coffee. We drank some coffee, then ventured north toward the colono part of “town” (the community is totally segregated into two sections: the Waorani and the colonos...and it looked like there wasn´t much integration going on). We went to a couple little places that were houses/stores/restaurants but no one had anything. We finally found a place that had food and we sat down to eat. It was a grubby little place that smelled pretty foul—the kind of place where you really don´t want to see the kitchen, but you´re hungry enough that you´ll eat whatever is in front of you. Thankfully it was fish, which tasted half-way decent, along with a mound of rice and a few beans. A cute little girl came up to me and asked if I was the singer. I said no, and laughed. “She thinks you´re famous,” Noemi tells me. “Oh, you didn´t know that I really am famous?” I reply. I´ve even signed autographs! I told her an abbreviated and badly-described Spanish version of my Spring Break ´96 trip to San Diego where me and my colleagues in crime took on aliases and made up great stories about our being in a band...and by the end of the night signing autographs. Yeah, it lost some of its luster since I couldn´t say half the things I wanted to say in Spanish. Noemi thought it was funny anyway.

We mosied back to the main festivity area, where they were getting ready for the main feature of the evening: the crowning of the Queen of Tiwino!!! I am really sorry I never had time to sit down and type the story of the crowning of the Indigenous Nation Queen of Pastaza Province pageant we attended, as it is really a good tale. (In the interest of time, I´ll instead refer all interested to the scienceking blog for further details...or at least his rendition of the story). At the Tiwino Queen event they ran out of seats, so I sat on the concrete floor of the volleyball and prayed that it would not be the marathon pageant like that in Puyo (where my group told me to go at 7, but it wasn´t supposed to start until 8, but didn´t actually start till 9...and they didn´t announce the queen until almost 1 AM!!!). Despite the fact this was a much smaller town and much smaller production, it was actually quite superior to the much bigger pageant in the bigger city. My biggest critique was that there were only MALE judges...including one of the white collar petroleros, which annoyed me on several different levels. There were four competitors, two 15 year olds, a 14 year old....and a SIX year old girl. At first I thought that maybe she was the junior queen selected from a previous pageant for that age group...but no, she was actually competing with the teens.

The competition involved a traditional Waorani dance, a traditional Kitchwa dance, a walk around the stage in an evening gown and one softball question session. In between all of these sections were additional acts---including a dance troupe from the high school, singers, more dancing, etc. It was pretty entertaining. During one of the indigenous dances, each of the girls competing danced around the stage, then came down the steps to the volleyball court to offer chicha to the judges and dance directly in front of them. Some of the other girls offered feather crowns, necklaces and other tokens to the judges as they danced. This was part of their dance and not overt offers to bribe the judges, or at least I thought...until the six year old stole the show when she reached in her woven basket and pulled out a cardboard fish covered in silver glitter and handed it to the judges. She was soooooooo cute! Everyone clapped and whistled and cheered for her. She was the clear crowd favorite. She was so little, yet so poised and so confident for such a little tike. It wasn´t a Jon Benet Ramsey pageantry type of feel, it came off very...I don´t know how to describe it. It was...real. I´m not really a pageant fan, but it really was fun. During the “evening gown” part of the pageant, the MC rattled off predictable data about each of the girls...like how old they are, what sports they play, what they like to do in their spare time, who they admire most, etc....and some curveballs: what their astrological sign is, what their favorite perfume is (do six year old Waorani girls wear perfume!?!?!), their favorite color, and--my personal favorite factoid: what their favorite FOOD was. I mean, how many pageants have you been to where its revealed that one of the competitor´s favorite foods is piranha!?!? Piranha maito, to be exact---which is a food preparation specialty in the Ecuadorian Oriente where fish is wrapped in flexible banana-type leaves and smoked in an oven or over a fire. Piranha! Until this point, I felt like the pageant wasn´t really that different than one that might take place anywhere else...but piranha...now we´re talking!

During the question part of the pageant, the six year old stole the show once again, by answering her question in THREE of the four languages she knows. Incredible. I can´t imagine being six years old and standing on a stage before hundreds of people in a mini-bridesmaid dress and answering a question...in three different languages. She was amazing...and quite deservedly (and after much less deliberation of the judges than that which we suffered through in Puyo) was crowned the QUEEN of Tiwino!!! It was really hilarious because she was so little, the sash touched the ground, so they had to pin it up so it wouldn´t drag. She walked back and forth across the stage confidently, and then blew a kiss to the crowd...which went wild with applause. It was quite an event! I tried to interpret the expressions on the faces of the teen girls who were not chosen as queen. Were they outraged to be upstaged by a six year old? It was hard to tell, as they all had very straight faces. None of the four smiled during the entire event...something I found strange. But...in hindsight I guess there is some cultural thing about single girls smiling...and that if directed at a boy might be interpreted as her wanting to marry him...or something like that. This all could have been lost in translation...but it might explain why few people smiled during the dancing later on...

By this point, it is pretty late and I am pretty tired. My day started at 2 a.m. that day in Puyo and, given the many adventures during the intervening hours, it felt like I´d been gone a week already. Noemi and her friend Pedro escorted me back to the house, before heading back to the party to dance. What once seemed like a prime party location now looked like the worst place to crash...as the house was only 100 yards or so from the stage...and the tower of speakers that blasted the monotonous electric organ sounds of cumbia music into the weeeeeeeee hours of the early morning. Thankfully I brought ear plugs and was exhausted anyway, so somehow managed to sleep through the din. I was thankful Jer didn´t come, as he would have been miserable. It was warm in the tent (in the house), I didn´t have a sleeping pad (I was just sleeping on top of my sleeping bag, which only provided minimal cushioning properties) and the music—interrupted by random announcements with people happy to use the microphone---was a lot to deal with. I´m thankful my body somehow was able block most of that out and get some rest.

I slept through a lot of commotion in the house in the morning, then mosied over the stage area to find a bathroom. En route, I was waved over to the tent of Cahuo—the Waorani Women´s Assoc VP—and she handed me 2 soccer uniforms and urged me to take one to Noemi for us to play on the team. The bag included a large royal blue cotton t-shirt with AMWAE over the heart, royal blue mens swim shorts with a oversized and obviously unlicensed Nike swoosh on one leg, and extra long royal blue soccer socks. I put on the whole get up, which seemed really official, and my asics running shoes---which looked pretty silly. I had been promised that we were going to play basketball---a game I know how to play and can sometimes hold my own---especially against people that I was easily a foot taller than. It turns out, there was no basketball court and I was instead recruited to play soccer—a game I don´t really know how to play... Noemi didn´t bring anything but flip flops and didn´t really want to play, so she didn´t suit up. We walked back to the chosa for breakfast: a big mound of rice, french fries and a greasy fried egg. Later in the morning, some little kid came to find me to tell me that the team needed me by the field, as we were going to play soon. There was a very formal kickoff to the soccer tournament---replete with national anthem and some sort of formation with all the uniformed players from the various Waorani communities. Even though I was told to rush over to the field, as we were going to play soon...we ended up waiting many hours before it was our turn. In the meantime, it started to POUR. It was a super hard rain and the two teams on the field didn´t seem to think twice about continuing to play. Surely, they didn´t want to damage the half grass/half dirt soccer field sponsored by PetroBell by playing on it in the pouring rain, right? Right.......... the field became a muddy mess...and the players were covered in the same clay colored mud such that it was sometimes hard to tell who was on what team, as everyone was the same color: mud.

Sitting on the edge of the covered volleyball court, getting misted by rain, I actually was chilly. My arms were covered in goosebumps, and I pulled my socks up as high as they would go---as much to stay warm as to keep the bugs at bay. I really didn´t want to play. Not that I mind getting my one pair of athletic shoes muddy...I didn´t care about that. They´ll wash. Plus, most of my team was wearing simple canvas shoes---you know the ones, we used to call bo-bo´s (Joan´s uniform Freshman year of college) or no shoes at all. I didn´t care about me getting muddy despite the fact there was no shower. I just didn´t want to get hurt. If I twisted my ankle, or torked my knee or worse...I was sooooooo far from any Peace Corps approved medical facility...and so far from, well, everything. I just don´t want my service to end because I had to get med-vaced out because I hurt myself trying to play soccer in the mud in the middle of nowhere. After my little tumble down the ski slope two years ago, I am protective of my friend Louie the ligament. I am grateful for the donation from some organ and tissue donor...and I hope to return the favor to someone else some day...just not now, not here... Once again, my imagination took a rollercoaster ride imagining what the Waorani would do with me if they found me writing in pain in the mud, clutching my knee as I tried to figure out how to say anterior cruciate ligament in Spanish. By the time it was finally our team´s turn to play, it had at least stopped raining, but the field was still a mess. We had more than the minimum number of people to play, so I was a sub—a position I happily played. I psyched myself up to play, saying to myself, “most of these women are overweight, you can keep up with them.” And, once again, I got myself all worked up all for naught...as I never got put in the game. I was the lone player on our team that wore a blue uniform...the rest wore mud.

By this point it was mid-afternoon and I was hungry. I had declined the offer to eat in the school-with the masses, siting that I couldn´t eat right before exercising—or thinking about exercising, as it turned out to be. I had brought some snacks with me, so I grabbed the crackers and peanuts and fruit and my book and went back to the chosa to have some quiet time alone.

That night, the festivities included several different musical acts and lots of drinking...at least on the part of most of the Waorani men...and lots of dancing. Noemi and I were popular with the high school boys. After each song, everyone would rush back to their seats, and then another teen would approach us to dance the next song. It was hardly the electric latino dance moves you might envision. It was mostly the campo shuffle---the back and forth bounce, charlie brown style dancing that did not involve any interesting dips, spins or intricate footwork. No touching one another. No looking at one another. And certainly no smiling. I couldn´t help but smile, as I found the whole scene funny. Dayo, one of the older Waorani women who doesn´t speak much spanish, but is always friendly to me and anxious to know how to say this or that in English---was great. She kept mimiking every gringa dance move I made. Everything I did, she did. It was really funny. The band that was playing really COULD dance. They were impressive, actually. At one point, they invited a half dozen couples to the middle of the dance floor somewhat randomly. Then suddenly I get pulled onto the floor by this high school kid who wanted me to be his partner. A crowd of people circled around us as the couples started to dance. I didn´t really understand what was going on, beyond the fact that couples were periodically dismissed, until we were one of the last two couples left. I felt like all the spotlights were on us. Definitely out of my comfort zone here. THEN, we were invited on stage where we danced with the group. It was a trip and a half. The lead singer asked us our names, made everyone cheer for us and tried to gauge by the crowd reaction who was better... It was crazy... Somehow in all the craziness me and this high school kid, Juan, won a dancing contest despite the fact neither of us were very good. We got t-shirts and bragging rights out of it...and I got asked by every other high school kid in the place to dance. It was a trip. Meanwhile, I should mention that I did not bring ´clubbing clothes´ to Tiwino. I thought I was going to the jungle...not the disco. Despite the fact all the girls and women are wearing super tight jeans, cute heeled shoes and flashy tops, I was in a tank top, wick dry pants and crocs. The fashion police should have had me arrested. I just didn´t know what I was walking into...in soooo many ways...

So, after four hours of typing, I am losing steam in my storytelling. I´ll hit the high points of note: before I left Tiwino I finally got to drink chicha...and no, I didn´t choke, puek or gag. And I got to play a little soccer...and no, I didn´t break or twist anything. But I couldn´t even walk on the field, much less run without slipping. I had soooo much more respect for the women who somehow kept playing without falling. They were graceful, in fact. I was truly humbled by their agility. I pretty much sucked. I was slow and awkward...and thankfully only had to play a few minutes before subbing out. Noemi and I hitched a ride back with the NAWE president so that we could get ready for the Ambassador´s visit. We rode in a 4-door pick up truck. Five adults, plus a 2 year old and a newborn in the front...and 3 guys and all our gear in the truckbed.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

More Fabio updates

Well, Fabio replied to my email seeking details of his trip. Here´s his email response:

yeah for me it was an adventure proper, but for the waorani its a timeless slice out of the jungle. i was superiorly impressed with the buff bods of the waorani, so strong and good spirited, laughing and joking constantly with each other, like in the smear monkey grease in each others faces game that almost rocked the canoe over, we charged out from tiguino, after a ride out there fraught with problems had to stay at a motle cause a bridge busted loose in the middle of the night, and we had a little car accident also when a huge petrolem truck ran us off the road, big oil strikes again! we went by canoe 2 days and came to Boanamo right in the middle of the tageri land, we found their tacks in a few spots. the craziest old man ever lives there, they claim he is 70 but hes got the body of a college football player, he was the boss, and i was invisible to him, really he never ever looked at me although i was looking at him constantly, only after i started making obnoxously loud monkey noises and dancing around did he look and laugh. We ate monkey parts with the fur and hands still on, and the waorani sucking meat off skulls, too close to home. went hunting with blow guns, naked mud fights, i was naked the whole time almost until we got back, even more than them ha! we also broke into loggers camps and messed with their stuff and stole their food. i watched a baby get axed in the forehead and survive somehow. slept on the hard ground with only a blanket of mosquitos, yeah pretty adventurous, but could have been way more so, lots of room for craziness ou their. I got lots of good film and hope to make a good production, mainly about the illegal lloggers but i will make sure to tie in ITT prominently. those people are ready to die always it feels, and have a good long laugh about everything all day, very cute and scary too. i loved it. Thanx so much for your help in getting me out there, i think of you in your office in Puyo, cool place to be. it nice to here from you, i send love.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

paparazzi and blowguns

Well, I know many of you are anxious to hear more about my adventures in the Waorani community of Tiwino... Yes, I made it back in one piece, and I have lots of good stories...but you´ll have to hold that thought because I have even more tales to tell from today. As I type, there is a huge parade passing the internet cafe. This town loves a parade! Not sure what the occasion is...but what the heck.

So, the U.S. Ambassador to Ecuador made her much-anticipated trip to Puyo today. I´m told she is the highest ranking U.S. official ever to visit the entire Province of Pastaza (the largest in Ecuador). A pretty big deal. Jeremy and I were invited to meet her at the airport and travel with her delegation, so we met the Embassy reps, a USAID contact, the Waorani Nation president and several other random, but evidentally important people. We rode in the monster SUV with embassy plates to the airport in Shell to await her arrival. Although we didn´t get the opportunity to talk with her at any length, she remembered us from our Swearing-In and her previous speach to the trainees (where Jer and I were 2 of the 5 who asked questions) and greeted us warmly, which, among all the paparazzi made us look almost important. From there, we piled back into the monster SUV and went to the Military Hospital, which is a stones throw from our apartment, where she was touring the hospital and thanking a brigade of doctors and nurses from the U.S. (many of which had U.S. Navy scrubs on) who were providing free medical care for 10 days. For the last few days we had witnessed the throngs of people lined up outside the hospital and had heard that people were camping out to save a place in line to get medical care for their kids. We talked to one of the nurses who was part of the group. She was in Ecuador for the first time---and this was her first medical volunteer experience, too--and she was really moved by the whole experience---it does change your life. She was describing some of the ailments they were treating and that there was just no way they could see everyone. She described a 12 year boy who has a tumor on his nose that has likely entered his brain, as it appears to have been growing a while. He needs extensive neurological attention by a specialist that he likely will not find in country. She was hoping to help him find a sponsor to take him to the states. Anyway, it was pretty cool what these doctors were doing and made me feel sort of patriotic (and that´s a rare commodity for me, as I´m more often annoyed by the our country´s foreign policy of late). I ended up traveling with the delegation most of the rest of the day. It mostly involved gladhanding and speaches from local officials thanking the Ambassador for this and that. It also involved the exchange of gifts. I have to say that the Ambassador made out!!! She got so many cool things, from beautiful orchids, to intricate indigenous art and feather crowns, incredible pottery, a hand-carved wooden key to the city, etc. The embassy gave hard cover "coffee table" books of random places in the U.S. --wine country, yellowstone, etc...all in English. There were three body guards stationed around the room that I could see. One had sunglasses on and his hand on his gun the entire time.
Ambassador Jewell´s final stop was at the Waorani Nation office--the only indigenous group in Pastaza that was included in the days events. I had spent the last two days assisting the Waorani Women´s Association and the Waorani Nation prepare for the event, which was pretty cool. I helped write and edit the Waorani Women´s Association VP´s speech (although it got edited about 6 more times after that so I can´t claim much of the final speech), set up the room where the event and press conference would be held, picked out the tablecloth material, decorated the room with Waorani artisania, made table tent name tags for all the dignitaries (there were a lot!) and otherwise helped with random other preparations and details. Of course things were running late, so I ended up having a number of fascinating conversations...including one with Enqueri (one of the main characters in Savages) who had just returned from his trip to the jungle with our friend Fabio. FABIO UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, it turns out that they survived their trip....barely (and mind you, this iteration of the story is likely exaggerated, as all good aventure stories are). Evidentally they saw extensive illegal logging on Waorani lands by Colombian and Ecuadorian outfits. They had to do some hiding out for a while, because they also saw some of the Taegari, one of the Waorani spin-off tribes that live in the no-contact intangible zone (as in, if they see you, they might kill you!) and feared that they would be mistaken as loggers, so they stripped down naked and slinked off into the forest. I can´t wait to get Fabio´s version. I sent him an e-mail asking for details...or at least his version of the story. Evidentally, it had been some time since Enqueri had been deep into Waorani Territory. He has pretty much become an urban-ite here in Puyo and still may be involved in some shady deals on the side with the oil companies, as he had done in the past (this is well documented, I am not making wild accusations against my peeps). I also had a fascinating conversation with a guy who is working with the Waorani on a community tourism project, which sounds super interesting. He seemed pretty knowledgeable and helped fill in the blanks of some of the politics of the Waorani in the intervening years since Savages was written---the type of account I had been trying to peice together for weeks now.

So, the event with the Waorani and the Ambassador went off without any major hitches (although there were certainly some minor ones...including a couple late additions to the speeches that were not previewed to USAID, much to their chagrin...and candidly, were not appropriate!). The Waorani showered the Ambassador with more gifts, including a hammock that was hand woven...and probably took a good 3 months to make. The Waorani President presented her with a blowgun and darts and then proceeded to demonstrate how to use it (which sent many people ducking for fear that he was going to actually use it). He didn´t, of course, but, he brought the house down by saying that she could aim it at the President.

Oh, and if U.S. foreign relations couldn´t get any more complicated, there was almost an international incident outside the office when two people from the Venezuelan media were asked to leave by a Waorani employee, fearing that it would exacerbate U.S. - Venezuela relations or something. Realizing the act of censoring them would have been worse yet, they were eventually let back in.

By this point it was almost 4:00 and I hadn´t eaten anything all day (I was hoping to be invited to lunch with the Ambassador, but no dice) so my friend and co-worker Noemi and I went to split a beer and chow down on pizza and celebrate the event being over. She and I had done a lot of work in prep (which includes another funny story about keys and being locked out...a different story than that of the fair sciencking).

Well, Jer is ready to roll. Hope to have more time to write this week. Many more stories to tell. Ciao.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

clotheslines

It has been a pretty low key week so far...but that is all about to change I am sure. Tonight I head "adentro" for the first time. I am really excited about getting out of town and experiencing life in a Waorani community. It is quite a haul to get there... a 12 hour bus ride! It really isn´t very far as the crow flies, but there are no roads that connect the villages to Puyo, so we have to go waaaaaay out of our way to get there. It will be an adventure for sure. I´ll be back late Monday night, then will be taking time to get ready for a big meeting with the U.S. Ambassador! Very exciting stuff. I´m told that she will be the highest ranking U.S. official ever to visit Pastaza Province. We are ordering a sign that will welcome her in Wao terero, English and Spanish. Should be cool.

In more mundane news, I have had some nice conversations with several of our neighbors. They are older folks and are very nice. Everyone wants to know what I am doing here, how long I´ll be here, and if I have a boyfriend (they ask this when I´m not with Jeremy, of course). I also met the family that lives above us...they knocked on our door the other night...and rather than introduce themselves, they proceeded to tell me that I hung our clothes on THEIR clothesline, and that we need to buy our own clothesline... and the poor wife had no where to hang her clothes...I apologized and said I didn´t know...and then introduced myself! I was kind of annoyed, because the landlord had previously told us we could use the clotheslines on the roof... oh well. Jeremy is already plotting his revenge...

Well, I´m going to head back to the Waorani handicraft store. We´re taking inventory and I´m helping them sort out the high quality necklaces from the poor quality ones and price them accordingly.

I am sure I will have a more interesting entry next week after my weekend in the interior. Ciao for now.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Fabio´s Jungle Adventure continued

I have received several desperate emails--and even a call from the states-- begging me for my next blog entry so you can learn the fate of our fair Fabio. Well, loyal readers, I will attempt to pick up where we left off with our soap opera star and will try to do so with as much energy to provide all the gory details as I did earlier…but after last night´s craziness I´m a little low on fuel this morning. Last nights events are worthy of another 4 page description if I can ever find the time and energy to capture all of its glory.
(continuing where I left off in my last blog entry)
So, Fabio looks up at me with a look of what I think was part surprise-part relief. I eyed him suspiciously and ask him casually, “What´s up?” He launches into a long, drawn-out story about how he really is a student and he really is interested in medicinal plants, and the Waorani culture and he is here for other reasons too…and the reason he couldn´t tell me about them the other day is because they are somewhat private. He launched into a less than articulate explanation about how Correa is viewed with much suspicion in the States…and that with the current political situation well, you know…and the need for his backers to remain on the QT, and you know… reasons that he can´t really talk about it much detail. But he danced around them anyway, saying he also wants to take some video clips of the Waorani communities and the oil company impacts, illegal logging, etc. He eventually got around to admitting that he had family and friends in “positions of power” in Hollywood and he had to protect their identities (you know, given the politics)...and that they are more or less complacent and that he wanted to essentially wake them up to the gravity of these problems and pique their interest with some film footage. He said he wanted to travel in Waorani territory for, oh, say 2 or 3 weeks, or even a month maybe. He didn´t know. Sadly, his Spanish was sub-par. I found myself feeling somewhat protective of my new Waorani friends. I told him that they are more careful about who they allow in their territory because they´ve been so screwed over in the past. I asked him how much he already know about the Waorani, i.e. had he read Savages, seen End of the Spear or the other recent documentary by an independent filmmaker...not to mention read any of the many anthropological studies on them. He said he read ¨part¨ of Savages and that he was somewhat familiar with the Waorani. But he came off pretty clueless. I thought that Fabio was sort of sketchy, but in a more of a naive rather than malevolent way. After finding myself getting a little defensive, I chilled a bit and rationalized in my head that the Waorani needed broad support, and if he truly can shed some light on what is going on in the Amazon, then it is worth giving him the access he seeks. Plus, if what he says is true and a big-time film ever comes of it, I am hoping to see my name on the big screen...in supersmall point size type rapidly scrolling at the end of the credits along with the list of hundreds of others who helped in making the film possible). Right?!?!?
Ironically enough, my organization couldn´t help him. He needed to go to NAWE, the Waorani Nation headquarters in town to get the required paperwork to gain legal access to their territory. The VP of my organization asked me and a young Waorani woman to escort him to the artisanía (handicraft) store and then take him to NAWE. I followed my marching orders and walked the few blocks to the store and not-so-subtly urged him to buy a lot of artesanía (hey, that´s part of my ´job´ is to promote their artisania!). At some point in our previous conversation he had subtly explained that he had “access to resources” to do what he wanted to do, so essentially money wasn´t an object. So, in sales mode, I kept pulling out different things to show him and to explain more about how they are made, etc. I am quite positive that his one-day purchases equalled all of last months sales at the store. As he is perusing the necklaces, woven bags and spears that adorn the walls of the store, he talks about how other kids in Hollywood say they are in to Spiritualism (as is he, too, he says) but they are all lazy and don´t know what is really going on in the world...and that the plight of the Waorani is going to be big...that it is a big story and that they were just clueless, but he was going to help tell the Waorani story...and wake the rest of those slackers up. He kept skipping around subjects. He said he is into chrystals...and reiki...and (repeating himself) Spirituality. He talked briefly about how he had spent the previous two weeks with a Kichwa shaman who had a t.v. (he was somehow shocked by this) trying to learn more about shamanism. The intensity of his convictions seemed sincere enough I guess.
So, from the artisanía store we hopped in a cab to the NAWE office. I had never been to it before. I had been wanting to check it out and was happy to catch a free ride to the building---which was off the beaten path—down one of Puyo´s many unpaved, pot-hole laden roads. The cabbie swerved all over the road trying to avoid driving in the sizable potholes. It is somewhat of a sport it seems. After some confusion with the receptionist when we explained what we were there for and who we wanted to talk to, we were eventually lead up the stairs to a small office where we sat down with the Waorani tourism director and his worn-out almost illegible map in order to plot Fabio´s jungle adventure (p.s. I found out Fabio´s real name, but in order to protect his identity and that of his “high powered Hollywood friends,” I will continue to call him Fabio). The tourism director was very accommodating and offered a few suggestions of places he might want to go. Fabio seemed pretty determined to plot the most difficult, physically demanding and logistically tenuous route possible---one not unlike the infamous one Joe Kane embarked on in Savages...but of course since he hadn´t read the book, he didn´t know this. On paper, it all looked quite simple. You just catch a bus or camioneta (truck) down the Via Auca (literally translated as the Road of the Savages) blazed by the oil companies to the Waorani territories in the West Central portion of their territory. From there, you take a canoe and go via one of the rivers to another Waorani community he pointed to. Fabio insisted on a NON-motorized canoe, which would have to be hand propelled for at least FOUR days, UPSTREAM through one of the more remote (read: snakes, caimans, etc.) portions of the rainforest, including a part of the “intangible” zone where the Tagaeri tribes have threatened to kill anyone that enters their land...before getting to the next main Waorani settlement. From there, he would have to go on foot, hiking—and hacking a trail through the jungle--- at least 13 hours (but my guess it is way more than that) to the other village he pointed to. From there, he could catch a camioneta from one of the oil company camps back to Coca. It was, basically, an insane plan. A bunch of Waorani guys came in to huddle around the map and learn more about what the gringos were up to. They raised their eyebrows when they learned of Fabio´s ambitious agenda, told him about some of the snakes there, and started ticking off some of the basics he would need to bring: rubber boots, lots of repellant, “pastillas,” (which means pills, the catchall Spanish phrase for medicine) flashlight, a tent, food, water... NONE of which Fabio possessed, and little of which he had an interest in purchasing, because, well, he wanted to basically go native. He wanted to do it all as the Waorani traditionally lived. He preferred to go barefoot, because “I spent some time in Africa...” As if by not finishing this sentence it intoned that he was tough enough to trek through Ecuadorian Amazonia sans footwear. I teamed up with the Waorani men to convince him that he really must buy boots. He refused to buy a tent or take a mosquito net, saying that he would just get a hammock, stressing he really wanted to live like the Waorani did. I asked him if he was on Malaria meds. He said no. I asked him if he was at all concerned about contracting malaria. He said no, adding “I heard it wasn´t really in this area.” Uhh........
As we were talking, the clouds cleared and we suddenly had the most spectacular view of the snowcapped Volcan Sangay. Fabio was mesmerized...then quickly pulled out his hollywood issued video camera ´(okay, I don´t really know if it actually came from Hollywood) to capture some images. The view really was quite stunning. And not 5 minutes later, it looked like a plume of smoke puffed out from the top of the volcano. It at least LOOKED like smokey ash coming from it, but I didn´t think that Volcan Sangay (unlike Volcan Tungurahua) was active. Again, Fabio grabbed his camera and got some footage. We were interrupted several times by other random people popping in; we got off topic several different times which inevitably happens. The tourism director wanted to know more about where we were from, get our emails, and ask if we happened to know the 3 other North Americans he knew. The meeting stretched on and on. Finally, someone decided we had better go to town to get supplies for Fabio´s adventure. As we were waiting for a taxi, Fabio gave me a chrystal (no NOT chrystal meth!) as a small token of his appreciation for my help. He explained what type it was, where it came from, and its uses. Pointed up, I could get high off of it. Pointed down, it could help ´ground´ me. Tucked under my pillow, it would augment my dreams. “I doubt I´ll be doing that,” I quipped. “The mefloquine does that quite well already.” I could tell he was sincere in his appreciation for my help. I gave him my email and insisted that he write me and tell me about his trip. I really DO want to know how this story ends! About a dozen Waorani piled in the back of the pickup truck and rode into town to follow Fabio around to the stores to pick up supplies. First we went to buy boots. It is a pretty well known fact that if you´ve got big feet, you´re going to have big problems finding footwear that fits here. Finding a size 45 (about a size 12 American, I think) is virtually impossible. Fabio squeezed his foot into the one size 44 we found, the whole time, I´m thinking “oh, that´s going to hurt.” Rubber boots are part of the rainforest uniform...but they are notoriously uncomfortable. They offer no arch support, and all you do is sweat in them...and they give you blisters. Yeah, Fabio will have fun in those on his 13 hour hike! From there, we went to find a flashlight. The first store offered a crappy plastic one made in China that would have cost a buck in the states...for $8. We wandered some more in search of a more reasonably priced alternative and eventually stopped at the TIA store (which is a chain sort of like a dollar-store version of a Target). The TIA is the only store in town with armed security guards patrolling the place. They make you check your bag when you walk in. Rather than face the hastle, I offered to hold on to Fabio´s stuff while he went inside. Meanwhile Jer stops by and I give him the 20 second recap. Fabio comes out with his purchases, and chats briefly with Jer, in which he says he is excited about “submerging” himself in Waorani culture. Oh boy. From there, two of the Waorani guides, Fabio, and me decide to continue our discussion over a beer. We walk around town trying to find a place to grab a bite and a beer. We wandered aimlessly for a while, because the first two places they took us to were closed. The guides really wanted tilapia. I razzed them about being certified guides (for the jungle, of course) and us not knowing where to go in Puyo. We eventually settled on a little hole in the wall that served Tilapia in traditional Oriente maita style, which is wrapped in leaves and grilled. I have to say that it was the best yuca and tilapia I´ve had so far in Ecuador. As we are eating, Fabio decides to totally unbutton his shirt. It was warm, but not THAT warm! Not that he was unattractive, but his hairy chest was not something I want to see while I was eating, ya know. He asks how long Jer and I have been married. Six years, I reply. “Oh, you must have been pretty young when you got married.” “Uh, yeah, I was 26; I guess that´s pretty young.” “Oh, huh...yeah, I´m thinking about getting married,” he said, without adding anything further. I didn´t press him. Through the course of the conversation, though, I learn that he basically went AWOL at one point---ditching school, leaving his family, etc. to explore the world... AND, it turns out he is only 21. This explains a lot. He was a piece of work, I must say. But despite the cheesiness, I still felt compelled to help the kid out. After Fabio picked up the dinner tab, the guides—via my translation--instructed him to bring a copy of his passport, his supplies, etc to the NAWE office first thing in the morning and they would grant him the paperwork he needed to gain entrance to the territory, and set him up with guides for his journey. By this point it was late and Jeremy was calling to see where the hell I was. I cringed when I looked in my wallet and only had a single $20 bill. (You see, NO ONE has change in this country...for a $5 bill, much less a $20!) Without prompting, Fabio flipped me a Sacajawea dollar coin; I wished him luck, and then I flagged a cab to take me home. I fully expected that to be the last time I saw Fabio. ... But no, he showed up in my office two days later to thank me again and to let me know that he had everything lined up and that he was leaving that afternoon. He said there was some confusion with the planning and the costs involved, but he got it worked out. He said that at first they were going to charge him $2,000 for the trip, but in the end it isn´t costing him anything because the Waorani are really interested in his film project. I admit I felt a little miffed about that. The Waorani want to expand tourism...and here´s a guy who´s willing to pay...and they´re giving him a free ride? But, not missing a beat, I hand him a copy of the grant proposal I had just finished translating, and said, ¨Well, since you have all those resources freed up, maybe you—or some of your friends back in the States—can support the Waorani Women´s project. Here´s their proposal.”
“Yeah,” he says flipping through it. “Cool.” I wished him luck again, and then he was ambled out the door...and into the jungle.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

THAT guy

Wow, what a wonderful and weird week I´ve had. Where do I even begin? I have been so busy I haven´t had a chance to catch my breath much less try to type up a summary of my adventures.

So, last week my counterpart was in Quito and she called to tell one of the women here to tell me to translate their grant proposal from Spanish to English. No problem. I´d be happy to. Except…she wants it tomorrow… AND it is 34 pages long. ¿Mande? (that´s the Ecuadorian word for ´what´? --Very important to learn for those of you planning to visit). I basically told them that I would try my best, but it would likely take at least four or five days to get through it all. I started worked all of Thursday afternoon and most of Friday on it. On Friday I was also asked to help with some interviews. The accountant in our office admitted that she had never done them before and wondered what we should ask during the interviews, how much time we need for each one, etc. I struggled to verbally communicate my ideas, so I sat down and typed up a little form with suggested questions to ask (you know, the typical stuff) which seemed to be helpful. Earlier in the week, mestiza (non-Waorani) women kept coming in the office with their portfolios and they would walk right past the Waorani women and go straight to the white girl to ask the questions. Interesting, eh? I, however, was clueless. AMWAE had evidently aired radio ads promoting the opening of this secretary/program assistant job…but I didn´t know that. So these women ask all these questions about this supposed job. “Uh…I´m just a volunteer…my Spanish sucks…uh…ask the accountant…oh, she´s not here…uh, well, I´ll give your portfolio to her and you can come back in the afternoon to talk with her.” I was finally clued into what was happening--but only after I looked pretty silly. Oh well.

So, Saturday morning I put on some business casual clothes for the interviews and go into the office. I think I overdressed. One of the interviewees wore jeans…as did my counterpart paired with a I (heart) NY shirt. About seven other women sat in for the interviews ---making the room quite crowded and quite hot. A fascinating process actually… the woman who was absolutely perfect for the job commanded a salary three times that which the organization could pay. I suggested that they try to contract with her or hire her part time for the program assistant part of the position (she was so highly qualified and excellent I think she could get the job done working on a part time basis). Some of the women really liked my suggestion…but my counterpart was luke warm. She ended up leaving the next day for New York for the UN meeting…so who knows what will happen now.

Saturday afternoon we went to the Pastaza Fair (Puyo is the seat of the Province of Pastaza --a political jurisdiction which is sort of like a state, but more like a county I guess…) which was great fun. The main feature was big car displays. There are no car dealerships in Puyo, so the dealerships in the bigger cities of Ambato and Quito bring the cars to Puyo…along with really big speakers which blast competing cheese rock… and women dressed in skin tight black leggings and stiletto heels---all to help boost sales I guess. The fair also featured livestock displays of mostly cows, a few horses, goats, rabbits and guinea pigs. There were booths promoting eco-tourism destinations, booths handing out samples of local fare—from yogurt drinks to pork rinds to these fruit that taste sort of like a cross between a tomato and cherry---booths selling all sorts of random stuff…booths actually performing what looked like cosmetic surgery…or maybe just skin peels and botox….and a booth offering free massages. These guys asked if I wanted a free massage…and well, I fell for it. Actually, I had just told Jer how much I missed Stacey´s massages, and the cheap mattress that we bought is, well, cheap. Well, it was a mediocre massage…I guess I can´t complain since it was free. And then…the guys asked me to go out with them to the disco that night. I was a little creeped out by it…that and the fact that I swear they were trying to cop a peek when I put my shirt back on. The one dude even chased me down the aisle and asked for my phone number. yikes.

Jer was staffing his organization´s booth, so I was roaming the place by myself…which was fun because I could take my time to look at some of the cooler offerings (like super cute leather shoes made in Ecuador…but I didn´t buy any because I´ve already been reprimanded for bringing too many shoes with me!) I wondered off towards the stadium area and stood on my tip toes to peer over the heads of the Ecuadorians gathered around. Everyone was fixated on this ´competition´ of sorts which pitted a bull against a bunch of guys who ran around taunting the bull trying to get it to chase them…and then when it did, they would run and climb the walls way before the bull could get to them. Of course there was one guy…you know, that guy, who wasn´t too bright and not real fast who kept falling or tripping and having all sorts of close calls (much to the fans delight)…well, straight out of one of those shows of stupid people doing stupid things, shocking, the guy got gored. Bad. In the face. It was on the other side of the ring, so I didn´t get a close look at it, thank goodness. They rushed him off to the hospital…no, I take that back. They didn´t rush him. They first had to find the ambulance driver who was MIA for a while and then they rushed him to the hospital. I guess he´s ok now. Needed quite a few stitches. From the bullring area, I wandered to the municipal government building display area which had really nice glossy promotional brochures on Puyo and Pastaza...and they also had an artist doing body painting. I´d seen photos of some of the finished work on posters around town and on the bus, etc., but never seen it done before. It was pretty elaborate stuff…and the model is wearing nothing but a thong. The artist often creatively incorporates women´s breasts into his designs. Behind him was a slick video showing some of his other work. All these Ecuadorian guys were gawking and taking photos with their cell phones. No, I didn´t take any photos…I didn´t want to be that girl.

Jer and I are making a habit of visiting the big open air market on Sunday mornings. We discovered it by chance the weekend before last and came back again this Sunday. It is sensory overload…and I love it. It is packed with people; the venders call out to you to buy their potatoes or their fish; there are huge blocks of brown sugar, monster bags of flour and pasta, piles of fresh avocados (5 for a $1), juicy ripe tomatoes that actually have flavor, bags of big leafy spinach (25 cents), bundles of fresh cilantro (10 cents) and mounds of exotic fruit—most of which I have never seen before and haven´t learned the names of yet. We have decided that each week we would buy something we had never had before. Thankfully, PC gave us a great cookbook with instructions on how to prepare and cook the mystery fruits and veggies. Well, we darted between cars on the crowded street in front of the market and as we walked up the steps to the market, this dude sort of steps in front of me rudely and then leans bends over to the side or something…it was all weird, and I remember being really annoyed because I had to stop abruptly, making me almost fall over him. I look back at Jer, who is behind me, and he says, “my phone is gone.” I look back at the guy who was in front of me and he´s buying something from a vender. I spin around looking for..I don´t know what...and then the guy starts walking fast down the aisle. I tell Jer, I think it is the guy in the gray shirt. I have absolutely NO evidence, as this all happened behind my back, but I just had this weird sixth sense about it all. Jer starts after him; my heart is pounding; I pull out my phone and speed dial Jer´s phone to try to hear it ringing or spot someone who might instinctively pick it up if it is ringing…and then I see Jer across the market confronting this guy and I get this sick feeling like…oh crap, I just made him accuse a totally innocent kid of stealing. This is going to be ugly. I start walking towards him, and then Jer waves his phone in the air and flashes me a smirk/look of relief/annoyance. Evidentally he just went up to the kid and said, “hey, where´s my phone?” and the kid says, as he motions to a black plastic bag with unknown contents, “I just bought this. I just bought this,” even though Jer had no way of knowing what was in the bag. The kid basically sets the phone down on a pile of veggies and then takes off. Weird luck. Actually, he´s super lucky to get his phone back. Pickpocketers are notoriously slick in Quito...and there are some lame wanna-be´s in Puyo, too, I guess. We went back to the fair to sit at the CODEAMA booth for a few hours and pass out brochures on water quality and watersheds. As we were sitting there, this tall gringo guy comes loping along asking us if we speak English..and if we know where the French doctor was. I gave him a puzzled look, but Jer immediately said, “I haven´t seen him,” as if everyone knows who the French doctor is! Duh. It turns out he was looking for this guy who specializes in medicinal plants and is associated with Pura Sana (I think that´s what it is called) which sells organic plant-based medicines and products. Incidentally, I had visited the booth the day before and bought an organic remedy to try to treat my many mosquito bites. I told him I would show him where it was. But first, I must relay a brief description of him. Without sounding cheesy (okay that probably is impossible) he was sort of striking on first glance. As I mentioned before, most gringos stick out anyway. So the fact that he was a gringo, super tall, and had long wavy hair made him stick out even more. I guess you could say he was handsome, but in a young Fabio/ cheesy romance novel cover sort of way-- especially since he had on a white oxford shirt only half buttoned---which was a little too much for the fashion police in me. As we walked toward the exposition area, he asked what we were doing and I explained that we were Peace Corps volunteers, briefly described our counterpart organizations, etc. He seemed very uninterested and/or distracted and/or stoned. I obligingly reciprocated and asked him what he was doing in Puyo. He offered a very hesitant, kinda cagey answer about doing his ´thesis´ on medicinal plants and shamanism…but he was also here for nondescript personal reasons that he´d ranther not discuss. He was calculatingly cryptic in his explanation. By this point we got near the exposition building and I could see the men in the massage booth, and rather than risk another uncomfortable run-in with them, I simply pointed to the building—told him approximately where their booth was, wished him luck and did a quick 180 to head back to the CODEAMA booth. Jer of course wanted to know “Fabio´s” story (I never got his name, so I kept calling him Fabio). “Let me guess, he´s French.” “No, actually, he from Santa Barbara,” I replied. –“Humph, ´medicinal plants´ eh? Sure…” Jer replied with a smirk. “He looks lost.” “Yeah, you could say that,” I said and then went to buy the big cup of fresh tropic fruit with a scoop of ice cream that I had been eying earlier.

So, the rest of Sunday was pretty uneventful. We went for our first jog together in Puyo. The sun was out—which it isn´t out often here, but when it is it is SUPER intense—and we crossed over a bridge where a bunch of kids were swimming. It looked sooo refreshing. We only ran 20 minutes but my face was beet red and I worked up a good sweat, which made our cold water shower finally feel refreshing rather than punishing like it usually does.

So Monday morning I diligently continued working on my grant proposal translation (despite a 2 hour delay because I was locked out and no one had a key to the main office where I had my document saved). Over the weekend I had talked to the accountant and a woman who works for Save America´s Forests (who has been working with the Waorani) where I expressed my concerns with submitting such a long proposal to U.S. foundations. I told them that I had submitted numerous proposals at my past job and I know that they have to be super concise-- many have strict page limits and most are no more than six pages. I expressed concern that the 34 page proposal which basically says the same thing but in 5 different ways (tables, charts, narrative, blah, blah, blah) would not be very effective. They thought that it would be fine for me to cut it down and re-work it to put it in a more standard U.S. grant proposal format. Whew! While I was relieved I wouldn´t have to translate word-for-word the last 18 pages of the grant, it still was a fair amount of work to reformat it and add some critical details that were missing from the Spanish version (like additional background on Waorani culture, the biodiversity of their traditional lands and the Yasuní National Park). I was plugging along, until the Vice Prez of the organization called me into her office to help her. I walk in, and sitting there in his half-buttoned white shirt, is "Fabio" sitting at the desk. The VP was having trouble understanding him and asked if I could help translate. They both looked confused. Indeed, lost.
Well, faithful romance novel...er blog subscribers, I am out of time. You will have to log back in latah!
To be continued...

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

"Savages"

I´m well into week 2 of my work with the Waorani Women´s organization. Right now I am trying to essentially be a sponge and absorb as much information as possible. I finished reading Savages by Joe Kane –it was fantastic--- and it provided great background information on the history of this fascinating culture and it is just a great story. A MUST read for anyone coming to visit me…or those of you living vicariously through me (you know who you are). The very next day after I finished reading it, I met several of the main characters in the book. It was surreal. I have since started to re-read the book and it is even that much richer now that I can match a face with a name with a story and compare the one dimensional description with the real live person now. For those who have read Savages, fast-forward about 12 years and here I am…working with many of the same people…including Moi, Enqueri and Penti. It is incredible. I feel like I have stepped into the book and am now living…and observing…and participating in the next chapters of this amazing story. It is all a little surreal I have to admit. All I can say is this: read the book.

So, today I worked on some descriptions, in English, for some of the artisania that the Waorani women make. I also put, what I call ¨Gringo¨ prices on them for when my counterpart goes to New York next week for a big meeting at the UN (yes, THE United Nations). Most of their handiwork was severely underpriced which I think undercuts the value of their talent and seriously hard work.

Last Friday we saw our first Ecuadorian parade here in Puyo. It was awesome. Jer and I stopped to have a drink at a little café on our walk home from town and saw people assembling…and then whaddyaknow…there´s a huge, elaborate parade. I´m working on uploading the photos… This capped off an already pretty cool day. Jer and I got up at the crack of dawn and caught a bus to a community south of town to interview some teachers to gauge their interest in hosting a PC volunteer who would work with the youth of the community. After our ´meeting´ we hiked a really great trail that led to a big waterfall. It was awesome. We did not see another human being the entire time we were hiking.

Oh, and p.s. I am the proud new owner of a 100% authentic Waorani bow and arrows. My counterpart gave it to me as a gift. She showed me how to use it by aiming at some unsuspecting people across the street. Luckily they didn´t look our way or they would surely have freaked out. I wish I had taken a picture of me walking the streets of Puyo with my bow and arrows. While, being a gringita, I garner a lot of double takes as it is…Gringa plus bow and arrow…that´s a photo moment!

On a less interesting note, we finally have some furniture for our living area of our apartment. It is nothing to write home about…even though I guess I am doing that right now, aren´t I? Anywho…it is hardly fashionable…but it will work for now…and provides a decent place to sit and read…which is a far cry from the white plastic chair…or on our mattress on the floor. Yay! It clashes beautifully with the plastic shower curtain that we are using as ´real´curtains. (I think we scare the neighbors enough already without letting them get a peep show, too!) So, yes, for the bargain basement price of 99 cents, we have ugly floral shower curtain curtains. It will work until I can get my international interior designer (kay) to export some wares via my mule (Krista) in June.

Well, it is 5:00 somewhere. And that somewhere is here. Ciao for now.